Day 1

View from the room

The lovely and gracious Kellie and her drunken idiot boy friend

cocktails at Froggie's

Where the drunkening took place the first night

Day 2

Thank Kellie. In an effort to keep me from screwing up this web site with more pictures of me; she snaped this picture with hot chicks in it.

Look! a dog with a fluffy tail... he he he he he!

Finally made it to the track

The gag reflex in action

U.S. Army, not very good at flying planes but very adept a falling out of them.

Creepy little inbred kid

inbreeder and son

Fast cars going in circles. People around here seem to be pretty excited by it.

best picture I could get of a car going somewhere around 160 - 180 miles per hour

A taste of the fine local cuisine. mmmm.... race track hot dog with extra rat feces.

Kellie and a new friend. I think she choked him with his own binoculars.

still going in circles really fast.

This little guy's got the right idea

Finally, the entertainment starts

Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle....

Glitter, glitter, glitter....

The conclusion of a terrific night

Day 3

Low and slow.

Feed the gators for only $2.50 + tax. I'm not sure what they're eating, but that works out to about $40 a pound.

The water in these beautiful falls comes directly from airplane toilets judging by it lovely shade of blue.

Sunset on the last day of a great weekend.